YOU FUCKING DONUT
I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck
[after hanging with my boyfriend for a week straight]
Me: Are you sure you aren’t tired of me?
Him: Are you kidding? That’s like asking if I’m tired of breathing…
So, yes, he’s a keeper.
The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event, and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
Sometimes I want to wear leggings and sweaters and drink lattes while studying at the library and sometimes I want to get drunk and wear red lipstick and high heels. There is no in between.
Putting on your bra when your skin is wet is like wrestling with satan
Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.
Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with stuff you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored
I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
i’ve been constantly dropping my books on the way to class so some cute dude can help me pick them up and i’ll be part of a real life teen romantic comedy. except it hasnt happened yet so i just have a bunch of damaged books and low self esteem. thanks a lot, hollywood.
there should be a dating website called ebae