i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere
went in strong, came out crying over a CGI tree voiced by vin diesel
YOU FUCKING DONUT
I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck
[after hanging with my boyfriend for a week straight]
Me: Are you sure you aren’t tired of me?
Him: Are you kidding? That’s like asking if I’m tired of breathing…
So, yes, he’s a keeper.
The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event, and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
Sometimes I want to wear leggings and sweaters and drink lattes while studying at the library and sometimes I want to get drunk and wear red lipstick and high heels. There is no in between.