udub, year three

"There is a time and place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash."
— (via bowlingforsoup)

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dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

(via biologizeable)


Picnics at Gasworks are the best kind.

Picnics at Gasworks are the best kind.


loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

(via doughnot)


mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via fjordling)


buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

(via manda)


tiny-lost-soul:

I TOTALLY GET THIS

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noshirtnoblouse:

i really just want to road trip around north america with a group of friends and maybe a boyfriend and have an awesome indie/alternative/pop/rock soundtrack playing at all times and we crash in motels and eat greasy diner foods and take turns driving and see stupid land marks and take lots of pictures and it’s fun and easy and cliche and stupid 

(via silenthowlss)


lalondes:

tv show idea: “breaking good”

a murderous drug lord is miraculously cured of cancer and decides to turn his life around. he uses his extensive knowledge of meth cookery to become a chemistry teacher and help young people discover the wonder of science

(via thedcdiary)


ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

(via biologizeable)


thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

image

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thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

image

(via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)


thebaconsandwichofregret:

nipplethief:

seduce me with film references

As you wish

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2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

(via bplegacy)


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